Dear Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon,
Cabin in the Woods was amazing. I came out of the cinema exhilirated and couldn’t rid myself of a loony grin as I caught the train to my abode. No doubt my fellow commuters thought me strange and simple-like, but this is okay. They probably do not yet know The Majesty That Is Your Film.
I have read on the interwebs that a sequel to Cabin in the Woods may occur. In light of this, I have come up with a way to continue the glories you have started.
Click ONLY if you’ve already seen Cabin in the Woods (or if you’re Drew Goddard or Joss Whedon)
HUGE, MASSIVE SPOILERS
highlight from here:
POST APOPOLYTIC DYSTOPIA
in the Woods. And the world*
:to here to see
Further, there should be then created a tie-in series comprising five books, and as it is The Right Thing To Do, I will deign to write them for you. That is the kind of generous soul I am.
YOU’RE DOUBLE WELCOME
* Because I would like to see highlight from here: a Big Ancient God filled with fury and thunder :to here to see smash the Mall Balls.