Dear Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon,
Cabin in the Woods was amazing. I came out of the cinema exhilirated and couldn’t rid myself of a loony grin as I caught the train to my abode. No doubt my fellow commuters thought me strange and simple-like, but this is okay. They probably do not yet know The Majesty That Is Your Film.
I have read on the interwebs that a sequel to Cabin in the Woods may occur. In light of this, I have come up with a way to continue the glories you have started.
Click ONLY if you’ve already seen Cabin in the Woods (or if you’re Drew Goddard or Joss Whedon)
HUGE, MASSIVE SPOILERS