Hi all,
Well, I have awoken today to the fabulous news that my website has been hacked and, consequently, all my blog posts have been deleted. Yeah. Totally not happy. So now I’m in the process of trying to recover and repost them. Fun times.

So peeps, please bear with me while I labour through this process. I will apologise now for any comments that have been lost. Know I appreciated your kind words and really do wish they could have been preserved for posterity.

I swear to god, if I ever encounter the suckers who did this, there will be much stabbing involved. Preferably with blunt instruments and in vulnerable fleshy areas.